how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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