i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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