He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I donβt know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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