You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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