No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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