Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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