Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
this will be a night to untag.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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