i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
How's work?
Spinning.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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