My first STD was from a foam party
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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