This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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