That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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