I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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