Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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