So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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