He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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