She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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