Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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