what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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