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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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