if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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