I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
organizing the empties. That sober.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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