so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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