i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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