If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm too high and old for this...
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