I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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