I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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