I got chris browned last night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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