i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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