Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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