is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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