brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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