he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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