ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
