Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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