think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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