At least make sure they are 18
Why
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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