So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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