Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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