What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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