Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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