just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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