that's an acceptable place to lick
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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