i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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