Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I don't deserve a penis
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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