Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Where is the hickey?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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