your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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