And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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