dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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