no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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