So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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