Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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