Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I look better un-naked...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize